Meet Penelope: Elegant, Energetic & Ready to Settle Down with 5 bedrooms, 3 1/2 bathrooms, 3 car garage on 6.04 Acres with Pool & Barn!
Location: Excelsior Springs, MO | Status: Single & Stunning

About Me: Hi there, I’m Penelope – a warm, welcoming 5,589 sq ft ranch-style beauty with just the right balance of modern charm & country confidence. I enjoy long walks on private acreage, romantic sunsets from my covered Trex deck & splashy summer days in my heated, 45,000-gallon in-ground pool.

I was built to host and love – whether you’re dreaming of quiet mornings with coffee, hosting BBQs, or showing off your culinary chops in my chef’s kitchen (yes, I come with stainless appliances, granite counters & more storage than you’ll ever need).

My Love Languages: *Acts of service: I keep your feet toasty with heated bathroom floors & clear your path with a heated driveway. *Quality time: My finished walkout basement boasts a 5th bedroom & a bonus room – perfect for movies, workouts, or giving someone their own space (I have a full apartment with its own kitchen & private entrance). *Reliability: With my Generac whole-home generator, I’ll always be here for you. *Animal lover? My horse/hobby barn with tack room has space for 4 stalls & I have plenty of room to ride.

I’m Looking For: Someone who values space, serenity & a splash of luxury. Bonus if you love stargazing, pool parties, or just need room to breathe or park your truck or RV. Must be kind, stable & ready to commit to country living with upscale perks. I’m not into drama – I’m on a quiet dead-end road after-all.

Deal Breakers: If you’re afraid of acreage, hate entertaining, or don’t appreciate someone who’s built to impress, we probably won’t work out. If you’re looking for a long-term partner who’s low-maintenance, high-quality & always warm, I just might be your forever home.

Swipe right to schedule your private date today. We might be a perfect match. Penelope’s heart & front door are open!